HAHA, AWESOME! Seriously though, I’m not SHORT. Like, I expect I might grow another inch or two maybe, but it’s very likely that I’m not growing much more thanks to that “no ageing” thing me and Vlad have to deal with. But it’s not a bad height, I’m just above average you know!
So what if Vlad and my parents are taller then me! And Jazz! …and Tucker…
Aw hell, even Sam is outgrowing me, IT’S NOT FAIR!!
YOU ARE ALL FREAKING GIANTS. ESPECIALLY YOU VLAD!!
… now get over and cuddle me you big bastard… *pouts in Vlad’s lap*